We're not your every day heroes

(10:03 PM) Tom: FINE, SEE WHAT I CARE.
(10:03 PM) [ k² ]: …
(10:04 PM) Tom: I wrote it in a half hour!
(10:04 PM) [ k² ]: I KNOW I KNOW
(10:04 PM) [ k² ]: I JOKE
(10:04 PM) [ k² ]: I KID
(10:04 PM) [ k² ]: DON’T BE MAD
(10:04 PM) [ k² ]: I’M A WOMAN
(10:04 PM) [ k² ]: SMACK ME
(10:04 PM) [ k² ]: DON’T YELL
(10:04 PM) Tom: Open hand or closed fist?
(10:04 PM) [ k² ]: I prefer the shocker.
(10:04 PM) Tom: More specifically, where?
(10:04 PM) [ k² ]: Poop shute.
(10:04 PM) Tom: Let me get gloves first, this may get messy.
(10:05 PM) [ k² ]: I forgot to tell you.
(10:05 PM) [ k² ]: I had corn for breakfast.
(10:05 PM) Tom: THEN WHO WAS PHONE