February 2009
16 posts
Brodie: I'll send you a rose when we make it big.
Kara: How about I send you my BUTT.
Kara: ...
Kara: That wasn't even clever
Brodie: I was about 5'9" in Gr.6.
Brodie: Okay maybe 5'8".
Brodie: How tall were YOU?
Kara: Taller than most people.
Kara: Who were under the age of 10.
After a successful show at The Wax
Brodie: I told you dude
Brodie: People notice the attractive blonde singing in front of the band
Brodie: BUT
Brodie: WE CAN RIDE YOUR LOOKS TO THE TOP
Brodie: MMMM!
Brodie: If you become ugly, we're kicking you out though
Turkey
Brodie: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5086777&id=553275401 LMAO TURKEY
Kara: Brodie
Kara: Ugh
Kara: I'm not a turkey
Brodie: xD YOU'RE A TURKEYYYYYYY
Brodie: TURKEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEY
Brodie: CAN I CALL YOU THAT?
Brodie: TURKEY?
Kara: No. I am not a turkey
Brodie: TURKEY
Brodie: GONNA CALL YOU THAT FROM NOW ON
Kara: No.
Kara: No Turkey
Brodie: Lmao you have so many nickames now!
Brodie: Bucktooth
Brodie: Hayley
Brodie: Babe
Brodie: Turkey
Brodie: Kar
Brodie: K
Brodie: Racekar!
Kara: GOD DAMNIT NO FUCKING TURKEY
Kara: Checkonetwothreefour EAT MY GOBBLECOCK BUST SUMMOAR.
Kara: Fivesixseveneight IUNNO WHERE FUCKING GOES TIL I DELIBERATE
Kara: I'm done.
Brodie: Lmao WOW EXCITED
Brodie: I don't even know what you're talking about...
Kara: Tbh me either
Phallic Imagery
Tom: Contrary to popular myth, Cam has a flat surface where his crotch should be
Tom: No bump, no dimple
Tom: Just flat skin
Cameron: ...
Cameron: YOU WANNA SEE A DICK
Cameron: I'LL SHOW YOU A DICK
Cameron: HAHA
Tom: I don't have a microscope handy
Cameron: ok i'll show kara
Cameron: not you tom
Cameron: she'll tell you
Kara: IT'S MY LUCKY DAY
To Do List
A list of shit we need to get done before the Shiloh Show on February 28th:
Make two more original songs
Polish up Space Paranoids and Escape this Town
Get recordings done of Space Paranoids and Escape this Town
Work on MySpace Layout
Create TMH Facebook Page
Get a band email address
Band photoshoot with Kerrie
Band photoshoot with Amanda
Go to Moonlight Madness and pick up mics @...
Kara puts some gumballs in her pockets. She...
Cam: what if i stuck a bendy straw up my urethra
Cam: then i could pee around corners
Cam: hahahahahahahhaah
“List of Equipment”
– Stuff we want, but really don’t have the budget for because our broke asses are getting even broker:
1 Shure Beta 87c/87a - Main Vox
2 Shure SM 58’s - Backup Vox
2 Shure SM 57’s - Horns
1 Shure SM 57/Sennheiser e906 - Guitar
1 Sennheiser e902/Audix d6 - Bass
1 bss AR-133...
Stalkers + Brodie = Gandalf
Brodie: Tell me what he looks like and I'll totally Gandalf it
Brodie: YOU SHALL NOT
Brodie: PASSSSSSS
Brodie: And I'll slam my bass into the ground
Brodie: BOOOOOMSHACKALACKA
Brodie: And he'll fall into this biggggg pit and then I'll be like hanging on the edge and be like, "Fly, you fools!"
Brodie: And then fall
Brodie: AND THEN at the next show somehow I'll show up in the same clothing as before, but in WHITE
Brodie: And a badass new bass
Brodie: Lawwwwl.
Kara: You have an over active imagination.
Brodie: No that's how the LOTR movies go... :(
Kara: I just opened my mouth and all the rice in my mouth fell on my keyboard.
Kara: Thanks Brodie.
Kara: It's all because I tried to say LOTR out loud
Cam: i'm fucking hungry
Cam: i needa eat first
Cam: (pussy that is)
Cam: haha jk
Cam: a bagel will do
Cam: (settle for another hole)
Kara: ....
Nipples
Cam: there's different nipple types
Cam: look it up on the internet
Cam: look it up
Cam: haha
Cam: there's 14 i think
Kara: ....
Kara: Cameron, what the FUCK do you do on your spare time?
January 2009
7 posts
Cameron says: (12:16:52 AM) i don’t sleep with my aunt Brodie. says: (12:17:12 AM) …
Let's talk about sex
Brodie. says: (11:00:29 PM) Man, if it was that easy. [ k² ] says: (11:02:27 PM) It is in a one night stand. [ k² ] says: (11:02:34 PM) Just go to the bar- [ k² ] says: (11:02:40 PM) OOOOH waaait, you’re still seventeen. [ k² ] says: (11:02:45 PM) Just a wee little thing. [ k² ] says: (11:02:48 PM) So young, so innocent. Brodie. says: (11:03:02 PM) It’s really hard to hear you from so...
Brodie. says: “Charmander wants to learn RAGE” Brodie. says: DAMN FUCKING RIGHT HE DOES Brodie. says: WITH ALL THESE FUCKING ZUBAT
Toilet Juice
(3:30 PM) Cam: heeeeyyy kaarrraaa (3:31 PM) Cam: toilet girl (3:35 PM) Cam: we should have lots of cow juice with those cookies (3:35 PM) Cam: while we study (7:02 PM) Cam: i take it you’re still at work
(10:03 PM) Tom: FINE, SEE WHAT I CARE. (10:03 PM) [ k² ]: … (10:04 PM) Tom: I wrote it in a half hour! (10:04 PM) [ k² ]: I KNOW I KNOW (10:04 PM) [ k² ]: I JOKE (10:04 PM) [ k² ]: I KID (10:04 PM) [ k² ]: DON’T BE MAD (10:04 PM) [ k² ]: I’M A WOMAN (10:04 PM) [ k² ]: SMACK ME (10:04 PM) [ k² ]: DON’T YELL (10:04 PM) Tom: Open hand or closed fist? (10:04...
Cam says: do you ever get that vibe Cam says: when you look deep into a persons eyes Cam says: and you really wanna kiss them Cam says: but you don’t know if they wanna kiss you? [ k² ] says: Yes. But then I realize. [ k² ] says: Shit. [ k² ] says: Isn’t this called beastiality? [ k² ] says: Then I give my dog a cookie.
December 2008
4 posts
Kara discovers 4chan
[ k² ] says: (9:50:14 PM) http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1229996711217.jpg Tom says: (9:51:00 PM) WHAT THE FUCK KARA Tom says: (9:51:08 PM) I don’t want to see this! Tom says: (9:51:22 PM) Bunch of yiffing otters swimming with hard-ons Tom says: (9:51:24 PM) COME ON Tom says: (9:51:28 PM) no pun intended
Tom says: (3:45:32 PM) YO DOG I HERD U LIEK TO YIFF SO WE PUT A FOX IN YOUR FOX SO YOU CAN YIFF WHILE YOU YIFF
. . .
Cam says: (12:58:15 AM) hey kara Cam says: (12:58:18 AM) i’m horny [ k² ] says: (12:58:21 AM) I’m a lesbian. Cam says: (12:58:30 AM) BULLSHIT
Aliens + Cars = Cancer?
Brodie. says: (12:08:26 AM) If aliens came down to earth and told you that they’ll give you (and everybody else) an easier way to transport around as long as every year at random they get to kill 50,000 people, would you do it? [ k² ] says: (12:08:50 AM) …. Brodie. says: (12:09:02 AM) ? [ k² ] says: (12:09:10 AM) No. [ k² ] says: (12:09:29 AM) Unless. They kill people who watch TV [ k²...